- Stock up on ear plugs. When you can’t play, run, or go for walks barking becomes major entertainment.
- Practice verbally abusing your puppy in baby talk. Repeat after me in a high, squeaky voice: “You little evil puppy, you. You’re the spawn of Satan, oh yes you are!”
- Learn how to trip over a baby gate while balancing a basket of laundry. You really want to make sure you have this one down. You’ll be doing it a lot.
- Get your grooming tools out. A dog that’s been shaved for surgery will have a lot less fur to brush. Enjoy it while it lasts!
- When you carry your dog down the stairs, don’t bonk her head on the door jambs. It’s amazing how hard your dog will be to catch once you do that a few times.
5 Ways to Prepare for Your Dog’s Convalescence – the funny version
August 19, 2010 by somethingwagging
I do not evny you at all! But boy is she cute!!
Thank you. It’s a good thing she’s cute because on day 7 of her confinement, Honey’s getting really hard to keep down!
this post was hilarious …made me crack up …thank you 🙂
Thanks, Dino. Honey’s stitches come up today so she’ll probably inspire a bit less comedy. Then again….